Virtue Signal: Oops! All Gretas

So I was checking the emissions on my wind-powered card printing machine when I started thinking about the ice caps.  I got so emotional I slipped in my own tears and my bulbous oversized head got caught in the propeller, giving me severe brain damage.   

When I was lucid again I saw that I had done a boo boo—I had accidentally designed and printed Oops! All Gretas: 216 identical NPC cards depicting Greta Thunberp in a state of emotional distress.